(this website was made by an angel sent from above btw)

your plan for birth

if youre reading this, you are inside your mothers womb. congratulations on spawning. here is the plan:

• pop out like an atomic timebomb (first impressions are everything)
• dont cry. crying is for fucking babies. you are better than that, gather your shit and swing ur umbilical cord like a lasso to the nearest doorhandle
• once youve made your way out (leaving the others starstruck (ur welcome)), find a gown and make your way outside of the hospital to the nearest person who will take pity on you.

if you have completed the plan for birth successfully, good job u mutant freak. to be continued...